Some of you guys may now me from Liquidpoker.net. Some of you may have played a bit of poker with me. So of you may just have stumbled upon this humble blog by mistake. Either way I'd like to start out by write a little piece about one of my favorite movies of all time, the modern classic; Lesbian Vampire Killers. It's the story of to boys on the run from the failures of everyday city life, one having recently been dumped for the seventh time by his girl friend and the other one having been sacked from his job as a clown after punching a 7 year old in the face. They decide to set of on a hike and ends up in a little village plaged by an ancient curse set upon the town by the Vampire Queen Carmilla. And their bad luck does not end there;
“Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women had sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear. “ - Fletch
Before I'd go any further I'd like to state my biggest concern about this movie. There's not enough boobs. Lesbian Vampires should be expected to show boobs, but the movie is not nearly as filled with boobs as you'd expect. That's ok though, there's still a few and it more then makes up for it in other ways. The story is fairly clean and basic but does what it supposed to do and sets up a nice framework for the characters and themes. It's a story of friendship and the two main male antagonists have a very warm and beautiful friendship built on mutual trust and probably something else. It's also really funny and will make you laugh a fair bit and some of the stuff coming out of the fat guys mouth is instantly quotable.
I'd give it 8/10.
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